Necromancer14

Banned for absolutely no reason at all, which is a great reason.

Granted, but then you grow some ugly gills and can't breathe out of water. I wish I could run at a speed of mach 5.

Granted, but then you get arrogant and spoiled from being used to people doing what you want. Then you're never satisfied with anything because you always want more. I wish ...

Banned for banning a YWSer newer to the site than you.

@AlmondEyes was wandering around randomly outside when a UFO swooped down and abducted her. They plucked out her eyes, claiming that these eyes were a rare specialty. They then ate ...

Granted, but the weight limit is 0.000000000001 oz. for what you're able to move without passing out from exhaustion. I wish I could communicate intelligently with animals.

Banned for banning a necromancer

@LZPianoGirl I meant that I'm a LotR fan, and that I was banning you because you were banning me. @Liberty is banned because she's already supposed to be banned but ...

Both, but since I have to pick one, I'd say liberty. Would you rather have to live in a zombie apocalypse world, or be slave to a super cruel owner ...

Banned for banning a Lord of the Rings fan.

granted, but every time you go somewhere you go back in time 24 hours. I wish I had the power to breathe under water.

Banned for banning someone else for no good reason.

(granting @Littlelee's wish) Granted, but it's a horror anime, and you die almost immediately. I wish I had a trillion dollars.

Mm-hm. Nobody beats me. ;) My next one is Googol plex. It has a googol zeros. (a googol has 100 zeros.)

One centillion, or in other words, 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000