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You may not be alive, but you still exist. And now every single atom in you has been ripped apart and scattered across the broken remains of the universe. So, ...

Hardy-har-har.

*Chants one of those weird spell poem things from sleeping beauty*

@HarryHardy so you are saying it's a list of all cardinal numbers? That's infinity, which I already said is cheating. However, if that's NOT cheating, than yes, I can beat ...

Walk in and say that you are the owner and demand that the employees give all of the daily revenues.

"I need brains for my zombies, but you just killed them," said Necromancer. "And fine, if zombies are old I'll summon something else." A bunch of skeletons then rose out ...

Well, Infinity is cheating.

I'm afraid to say that it was a Ding Dong.

Fortunately you also have purple polka dots.

Rad

Alright, here we go: Knuth's arrow notation. google plex^^^^google plex (Graham's number is only 3^^n, with n being some large number, so it doesn't even come close to mine. Like, ...

"You seem to have an unhealthy obsession with knives," Necromancer replied.

"Hamburgers are really radically yummy," hubris afterlife Randolf designated yesterday.

colorful swirly whirlpool

The peanut was wandering around in the dark basement when he saw some strange jars. Some said "Creamy" some said "Crunchy" (yes, I did get that from my favorite comic, ...