Necromancer14

"Exterminate the goat!" -Dalek

"Let's fill up his notifications. @Nate! Where are you?"

"Sure! Let's call his name and see if he's listening. @Nate! Ya there? I robbed your tavern!"

I scream, you scream, we all scream for goats. -No clue

"The owner left, remember?" *Devours food at an inhuman rate*

"Carry on my wayward goat! There'll be peace when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest! Don't you cry no more." -Wayward Son, Kansas.

"Cuz you're a goat, yeah you're a goat, you have a goat of stone, yeah you're a goat! -Natural, imagine dragons.

Ahhh! Such a beautiful goat, uh (Yeah) The goat's shining in a beautiful way, uh (Whoo) Gonna take a shower, brush my goat and Life is ultimately a goat Uhh... ...

"No servers? Okay then, I'll just raid the kitchen. Be right back." *returns with a ton of food and drink and all the cash from the cash registers*

All the superpowers that anybody could possibly think of. (Besides the ones that would be more of a curse than a superpower)

It was as hot as a supermodel. As bloated as...

"You idiot! Why couldn't you have saved me earlier?" What should you never say to a stubborn person?

*Is so horrified that he breaks out of the mind control* "No way am I doing that. AVADA KEDAVRA!!!"

@HarryHardy was minding his own business in the underworld when an evil wizard turned him into a slug and then experimented on him until he died.

Oh, I'm sure Will Solace definitely has nothing to do with that. Nope, nothing.