Necromancer14

Back in our day fish was non existent, and we died by the thousands from lack of omega 3. Topic: Death

Thou vain beetle-headed pignut!

Lucky numbers: 7, 13, Wait. Those are both unlucky numbers. Oh well. They are your fate now.

Thou mammering guts-griping dewberry!

The power to tap dance every time you sneeze.

*Shouts super cool Harry Potter spell that does something awesome*

One of her family members disappeared every night. At the same time, she consistently felt less hungry in the mornings than normal.

Banned for banning us for checking each other's profile.

Colorful designer H

As dastardly as my siblings. As fortuitous as...

The power to change the laws of physics.

@HarryHardy lost the last person to post wins forum and died of sadness because he REALLY wanted to win.

Mama, I killed a goat, put the gun up to his head, pulled the trigger now he's dead... -Bohemian Rhapsody

*Sigh* I was hoping to escape all that stuff when I died... (Of course really I'm a christian so I'll be going to a different "underworld" that's much nicer.)

bear. Would you rather be turned into a vampire and constantly have an irresistible thirst for blood, or be a werewolf and turn into a wolf in the middle of ...