Necromancer14

Fortunately entertainment is fun, and you just got ink spilled all over your pink self and now you are baby-blue colored.

Cats: 35 Dogs: 19

Oh. Well that's fine then. I was afraid I would have to make a whole portfolio.

Dungeons and Dragons

Begin a game of paintball inside the restaurant, except instead of paint, use ink.

I don't know. Probably not very often. @Nate's probably busy with other stuff.

Thou spongy fen-sucked dewberry! Yes it does.

Thou spongy fen-sucked dewberry!

alive, though it depends on what KIND of undead. would you rather have fire powers or water powers?

An H on fire. However, when you lay down, you look like an I on fire.

@Nate doesn't seem to be answering.

A ghoul with flaming hair.

Obliviate!!! (Makes him forget the two spells he knows) I actually know more spells than that, I just didn't say 'em cuz other people already had. now my favorite spell: ...

The power to involuntarily grow your nose longer when you lie.

Thou puking pottle-deep harpy!