Necromancer14

he lived his whole life thinking it was real. Then he woke up and realized that his consciousness was the only thing in existence and that his life had just ...

As elongated as Pinocchio's nose. As nerdy as...

Banned for having to names in your username.

@HarryHardy once woke up and saw that his notifications said 10,000. he died trying to reply to all the new posts on the forums because he forgot to eat and ...

Casually drive a lawn mower inside while pretending to be drunk.

Fortunately you realize that you can clean the ink off of yourself in the pond and you jump in.

Pennywise except creepier

Oh. Well I was wondering if that would cause me to go to the fields of punishment without having to do paperwork or not.

The power to turn into a Dalek. The process is irreversible and your brain changes into a Dalek's brain and personality too.

Control water, obviously XD. I would be able to control milk too, since water is in milk. Would you rather control your hair or the food in your stomach?

flaming Chin-up bar

Anaconda

"Wingardium Leviosa!" (I know it's useless for combat but I don't care)

Mysteries are always fun unless they are murder mysteries and you are the victim.

10/10 Why did you rate mine less this time? :(