Necromancer14

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Banned for teaming up with @liberty to ban me.

They started on their journey when suddenly

@AlmondEyes was walking on a sidewalk one day when suddenly a huge gust of wind blew her to Antarctica, where she was found by a polar bear. The polar bear ...

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Banned for absolutely no reason at all, which is a great reason.

Granted, but then you grow some ugly gills and can't breathe out of water. I wish I could run at a speed of mach 5.

Granted, but then you get arrogant and spoiled from being used to people doing what you want. Then you're never satisfied with anything because you always want more. I wish ...

Banned for banning a YWSer newer to the site than you.

@AlmondEyes was wandering around randomly outside when a UFO swooped down and abducted her. They plucked out her eyes, claiming that these eyes were a rare specialty. They then ate ...

Granted, but the weight limit is 0.000000000001 oz. for what you're able to move without passing out from exhaustion. I wish I could communicate intelligently with animals.

Banned for banning a necromancer

Yeah, well, that's how the song goes. (It does make more sense to have a robot go "beep" though) ^_^

...beep, imma sheep, beep beep imma sheep...

@LZPianoGirl I meant that I'm a LotR fan, and that I was banning you because you were banning me. @Liberty is banned because she's already supposed to be banned but ...