Necromancer14

Thought, it's what makes humans intelligent.

foreboding

Cheeseburger

Blind

Thou pribbling dismal-dreaming measle!

Granted, but then you miss out on all the fun of reading through books that you like, as you can ONLY read them instantly. (Because if you read it instantly, ...

Granted, but someone else wins the lottery before you do it. I wish I had a huge income of one million dollars a year.

Banned for not being successfully banned.

@AlmondEyes was eating her lunch when she choked on her Egg salad. Someone nearby attempted to give her the Heimlich maneuver, forgetting that they were holding a steak knife. they ...

Necromancer14 was sitting in his lavish armchair, viewing the city below. He lived in a floating castle, and it happened to be soaring over New York City. "Hey skelly," he ...

said the griffin. "We did? Oops..."

Sounds fun! I'm in.

vegetables, who luckily were not meat.

highest mountain in the universe and

Well, it's not anymore!