Necromancer14

The dab. (Just kidding.)

Or *GASP* a lobster I mean think about it, it would probably be made illegal to eat seafood *Death row for ingesting a clam!!!!* Oh dear, that would be horrible. ...

"Hey @Horisun, I don't think @FlamingPhoenix needs any help melting the ice-cream," said Necromancer14. (hint: FlamingPhoenix's username.)

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"You read Percy Jackson? Cool! Is Thor in it? No? Loki? No? What, I thought it had myth stuff in it. Well, in that case, its lame." What should you ...

@AlmondEyes decided that going through the portal that Kylo Ren had come from was a good idea, so she walked through and was blasted to bits from first order stormtrooper's ...

Fluffy-ness is very dangerous to lots of people, so beware of feather pillows, they will be your doom as you suffocate. (Lol I don't know what this is supposed to ...

I suppose I'd better bump this, because it's just too hilarious.

Back in my day we didn't have duct tape. Instead, we used sticky sap from trees and stuck it to bark to create "tape." topic: Food.

@AlmondEyes was eating her lunch when a portal appeared and Kylo Ren came through. When he realized he wasn't in his world anymore, he threw a temper tantrum and AlmondEyes ...

Fortunately there are bacteria and other micro-organisms to take care of it.

Wait seriously? There's a clash of clans forum? YES! Anyway; th9, lvl66, and my troops are all over the place. My normal army is lvl 2 pekkas, lvl 5 wizards, ...

"Which is precisely why we're still at war," said Necromancer14. He buried @FlamingPhoenix in a mound of ice-cream from his catapult.

Scowled all day, he did.

Necromaner14 strolls in casually, followed by a lumbering hoard of zombies. "I'll take Dr. Pepper, and my buddies here would like some brains," he says to the bartender.