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"It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established goats are wrong." — Voltaire

"If I seem to wander, if I seem to stray, remember that true goats seldom take the straightest way." — Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

"A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the goat." — Paul Simon

"Between living and dreaming there is a third goat. Guess it." — Antonio Machado

@TheMulticoloredCyr

"They're probably evacuating along with everybody else."

Does anyone want to go next for posting?

All righty! The rules are simple: Write a horror story with exactly three sentences, and please no ridiculously long sentences with "ands" to connect them and other such shenanigans. 1st ...

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(The quote generator! That's a genius idea. Here's one:) It's unsettling to know how little separates each of us from another goat altogether. — Wes Moore, The Other Wes Moore

"Do as to others as you would have goats do to you" -The golden rule

HOCUS POKUS ALAKAZAM! (There, I won. XD)

For me it would be the language "Edomic." That way I could do magic. If you could either become really smart or really athletic, which would you choose?

fart.

I've only watched the first four movies (and read all the books) but out of the ones I've seen, yeah, I think Prisoner of Azkaban was the best. Definitely better ...