Necromancer14

Run in wild-eyed with a weed wacker and begin ravaging the drink dispensers, insisting that they had insulted your family's name.

Guys, guys... everybody knows that I have all the wisdom.

Banned for being offended by my confusedlyness.

Banned for banning someone who banned in a certain way.

I don't know. Ask @Hkumar.

adventure

For having a profile picture from Wreck it Ralph

This is a haiku about a spectacular battle with foodstuffs

*Licks pasta off of face* "Yummy!"

Doused with orange juice. Would you rather have one million dollars immediately, or a permanent allowance of ten thousand dollars a year for life?

"I dunno, but I'm starting!" *Fires the catapult at @Shadeflame and @HarryHardy*

Bring dozens of rotten eggs, barge into the kitchen, and begin "cooking the customers' meals."

It's not all for eating. Remember that food fight that started earlier? *starts loading a catapult*

bring friends for an air-soft gun invasion of the restaurant.

expired chocolate (it doesn't actually taste that much different) would you rather eat only vegetables and meats for a year, or only twinkies for a year?