Necromancer14

Back in my day we didn't have cookies, we simply ate the cookie batter. It tastes better, so why not? Topic: toilet paper

"Sure! I'll take a Dr. Pepper or two please."

Cats: 29 Dogs: 16

(How'd you know I did that? XD) Banned for checking my wall (or maybe the "people" section) before banning me the time before.

Huh? I don't think I've EVER worn any of my Mom's clothes, besides that one time when she gave me her jacket to wear 'cuz I was an idiot and ...

Alfredo noodles with chicken.

Banned for making around 350 posts.

Poor me. However, brains control your wisdom, not teeth. Shows how smart you are. (just kidding I knew you were joking and it actually was a pretty good joke.)

Beware of getting that lung disease that you just mentioned in your fortune cookie for me. And yes I already knew you didn't make it up.

sailing

For being the crown prince of the dark realm.

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washroom. Would you rather have your parents spank you in public, in front of a bunch of people while saying you are a "naughty, naughty boy," or have them whip ...

Saruman

Fortunately it gives me the chance to say things that are fortunate. (for me anyway. I don't know if they are that fortunate for you)