Necromancer14

I know. I randomly clicked on it and read it and thought "What the heck...?"

Thou vain hedge-born nut-hook! Of course it does. It's infinite.

Thou vain hedge-born nut-hook!

One hundred twenty-eighth Liners!!

Seriously though. Read the first three pages. It's hilarious.

blech

*Steals tea, adds 5 tablespoons of sugar, and chugs it down* "Chai is delicious. Or maybe that was the cane sugar..."

"With our backs to the wall, darkness will fall, we never ever thought we could lose the goat." -Ready Aim Fire, Imagine Dragons

vegetable

I find that most videogames are boring, but there's a few that I really, really like. One of them you've probably heard of: it's called Clash of Clans. I only ...

three

...But I didn't do anything, other than try to win.

If you say so...

One

Uh, I dunno... Hermit crab? Spider Crab? Or maybe a lobster?