Necromancer14

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I'm like 5'8" or something, I dunno. Haven't measured myself recently.

I don't even know why I remember this.

I like the cookie better

Har har

Hazardous apples really randomly yearn happy apostrophes raised devastatingly York-ish.

@Harryhardy then the last thing you ate would've been supper the day before. Anyway the last thing I ate was a lunch-meat sandwich

fingers

he lived his whole life thinking it was real. Then he woke up and realized that his consciousness was the only thing in existence and that his life had just ...

As elongated as Pinocchio's nose. As nerdy as...

Banned for having to names in your username.

@HarryHardy once woke up and saw that his notifications said 10,000. he died trying to reply to all the new posts on the forums because he forgot to eat and ...

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For doing the same to me.

Casually drive a lawn mower inside while pretending to be drunk.