Necromancer14

COOKIE

But what about second breakfast? — Peregrin Took

I just copy and pasted the link... OH WAIT NOW IMMA DO THE PASTE FORUM

Fortunately the slimy mud cushions your fall as you jump in.

For also not feeling bad to doing the above thing. Goes both ways, dude. When you reply to everything it gives ME all those notifications.

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Writer. I both prefer reading prose and writing prose.

No, the zombie from pluto did. Why did you eat my food and then puke it at me?

My ancestors were Scottish, though I'm also part English. I live in the U.S. though, so technically I'm American now.

freedom

Winning the lottery. AWESOME!

When the guy rescues the girl who acts childish.

The car smashed devastatingly into the young deer who had their whole life ahead of them. New sentence: I'm about to fart.

Wonderful

Original: Once upon a time it was a dark and stormy night. Afterwards: It was a dark and stormy night.