Necromancer14

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One thing that farts is objectively exceptional at overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being civil. When we ___, our bodies become the ____, and the antelope eat the ...

When we die, our bodies become the goats, and the antelope eat the goats. And so, we are all connected in the great Circle of Life -The Lion King

@HarryHardy tried to say what Karnage thought of Necromancer's post. Karnage disagreed with him, but was mostly angry about the fact that @HarryHardy had tried to put thoughts into his ...

If they are separate categories, how can you add them together? Fine. Aleph Note plus Omega plus the alphabet plus all human's intelligence in the universe plus all the energy ...

Beware of all the things that you enjoy. They will kill you. P.S. You are also destined to never be happy. (Totally has nothing to do with this fortune cookie)

(It's also a little kid's children movie series. They were my favorite movies when I was like 7. Also I don't like fries, cheesy or not.) Onion rings

Of course @Nate would agree to that deal. It's perfectly reasonable.

10/10 it's hilarious

The power to turn everything you touch into chocolate. You can't turn this power off, so you are going to always have to be wearing chocolate clothes.

The griffon simply opened his mouth

Yeah but what if the security doesn't like the crab and mutinies?

Fortunately that's good for the shark, as princes of darkness are good eating.

I thought I was their friend... *Shouts from inside an alligator* Why did you buy everything in Walmart and put it on a credit card when you have no money?

I... can't resist.... the randomness... banana slug covered in mac'n'cheese being licked by a mouse.