Muse

Have a fancy dress party and dress up as a pineapple!! That would be ace.

Eh? How would that work? Thats curazy, scary too. *runs away*

it just me or is the drummer really really bad..?

I'm happy because i got a new skirt, and a new bikini! Wheeeeeeeeee! Sex on legs. Areida, bless your wee cotton socks. :D

No...but what if is has some subconscious effect and children start pushing people off walls....y'never know. Oh and Three blind mice is pretty bad too. "Who cut off their tails ...

How are children supposed to know that Humpty Dumpty was a cannon? He was always a giant egg who got smooshed. Oh, and he wore trousers and a hat... I ...

Humpty dumpty fell off a wall and died. He got all smooshed, and the horses and men tried their best, but the horses probably just made it worse. Jack smashed ...

Right, Is it just me...or are nursery rhymes all a bit violent? Jack and Jill, Humpty Dumpty, Hushaby baby, Little bunny foo foo.....It's curazy. Can you think of any other ...

I LOVE FINAL FANTASY!!! Especially 7 and 10. I love Blitzball. WHEEE!! My fave character is Red, or ViVi...(is that right? Can't remember, I re-named him..)

Go for it, or I'll spin you like a Portuguese kiosk I dont mind being called a moose.

They'll appreciate that. Yusss, i cant wait to get my kilt.

Yeah, the one on the far left. oo-er

Down by the river after school today. I look odd, but ack well. Better than toast anyway, maybe not sex on legs though. Oh yeah, and theres this one too. ...

Mattie, Looks cool. But it would be better if it was larger! Oo-er.

That is amazing. I wish I had written it. I also found it very very funny.