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MrMelon03

  • Randomosity Re: Finish the simile

    [quote="Lupa22"]As sick as a person who swallowed their vomit. As tight as a pair of skinny jeans as scared as a ....

    Feb 9, 2017


May you never steal, lie, or cheat. But if you must steal, then steal away my sorrows. And if you must lie, then lie with me all the nights of your life. And if you must cheat, then please, cheat death.
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