Monki

I hiccuped like a drunk hobo. Some guy walked by me and...

...root beer. The root beer was really good, so I...

...took off my pants and looked like an idiot. So then I...

got there too late, which sucked, so my pants were all wet....

[To Marc] "Thanks. *sighs* *takes bite of chocolate* *takes huge bite of chocolate and smiles* God, this is good! What type of chocolate IS this stuff?" -Teeya [To Artemis] "Thank ...

"Oh. One of you are finally talking to me. *rubs eyes to make sure I'm really being talked to* And to answer your question, no I'm not on drugs... It's ...

*speaking to self* "None of them know what it's like to date a gay guy..." -Teeya

NEVER heard of her. What type of books are these?

Yes, unless you count the image of Teeya that is stuck inside my head. -Jake No. I have those nice little demonic beings inside my head that tell me what ...

I am awesome and you are not.

And they all lived happily ever after! (Yes, I mean this would be a bad opening line for a book because it's even a bad ending line. Lmao.)

All the time. Everyone calls me insane, but I'm not. Those storybook characters try to screw with my mind... -Teeya No... do you think I'm insane (like Teeya) or something? ...

went to Heaven. Went I got there, I saw the pony and met...

OMG! Love, love, loved these book! Is there anyone who hated them?

died and went to pony heaven, so then the pony place that I rented the pony from...