Monki

Lmao. Thanks for this critique too. Not sure why I wrote that he likes nice. Reading back on it, it sounds a bit weird and unnecessary. Ha. I, personally, love ...

let me in, unknowing that God had condemned me to eternity in Hell. So then...

Banned for accusing me of being your stalker! (Hint: Look at her country name.)

told me that I was going to Hell. So then I...

Ha ha. I can't believe you're ONLY fifteen Saint! Lmao. You look way older (not in a bad way--in a maturity way).

I would be very happy with myself and cry tears of joy every day (I'm dead serious). What would you do if you were the last woman (or man) on ...

Are you people actually fighting over whether there was a friggin' bucket or not?

Hey Cory! The name's Monki. Just going to state something that everyone who has been here for at least a day will agree with: YOU WILL LOVE THIS SITE TO ...

I hiccuped like a drunk hobo. Some guy walked by me and...

Ha ha. Thanks Chocoholic. Actually, using your critiques (all of them), I changed this quite a bit and I'm going to post it later tonight. Thanks for the help. Once ...

...root beer. The root beer was really good, so I...

...took off my pants and looked like an idiot. So then I...

got there too late, which sucked, so my pants were all wet....

Ello, Cobweb! The name's Monki. It sucks that Niteowl's gotten to you first. I was gonna do that huge welcoming ceremony! (Even thought Niteowl started it...) Well, I really hope ...

[To Marc] "Thanks. *sighs* *takes bite of chocolate* *takes huge bite of chocolate and smiles* God, this is good! What type of chocolate IS this stuff?" -Teeya [To Artemis] "Thank ...