MinisterOfHighHopes

008 I faced the cast and said forcefully, "Geez, you guys are very clueless. In fact, that is an understatement. Anyways, I got news for you all! THIS IS NOT ...

008 This is a disaster. Banana men everywhere, and Oliver just killed the "director" I had to do something. Fast. "Follow me!" I yelled to the rest of the cast, ...

I HATE the sound of evil laughter. I saw them dragging Bond away from the room where EP was. I quickly fired. The banana chav fell like a tree. I ...

Geez, can't a fellow go anywhere without some girl crashing his party? Well, this one girl followed me and said she was my conscience. Right. Someone is not the sharpest ...

I made the necessary preparations for my next move. I loaded two guns and stuck them in my belt. I grabbed a hunting knife and put on that HIDEOUSLY OBNOXIOUS ...

I stopped laughing. I really hate to see people mad at me. "Pardon me. I'm sorry. I really am." I said. "Now seriously, don't fall again. And um, is Natasha ...

John Barlow/008 "What the heck?" I say. That girl who was talking to me just fell over my tripwire and into my campsite. Great. "What are you doing here? and ...

John Barlow/008 After a good night's rest at my secret HQ/campsite, I joined up with Bond and the rest of the cast on the beach, and, as I predicted, idiotic ...

What a strange day. I was chasing after Bond and this chick just jumps into my arms. I dropped her. Boy was she heavy. (Too many cheeseburgers!) Anyways, I ran ...

A girl came up to me. She wasn't throwing herself all over Bond. Instead, she seemed amused at all the fuss. I said,"Hi. what's your name?"

John Barlow/Agent 008 No breakfast. Nothing. Not even coffee. At least I had coffee when I was in advertising. Besides that, this is so much better. All the girls are ...

I am going to compile all the posts into a Word Document so we'll all have a real book in the end. :D -Minister

Name: John Barlow Acting as: Agent 008 "Bill"-In the novel Goldfinger, Bond thinks to himself that 008 would likely avenge Bond by killing Goldfinger. As Bond thinks this, he ruminates ...