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  • Media Reviews Re: Worst Book You've Ever Read

    I do not like Garth Nix. Like, really not. I gave him a try with Sabriel, and got dangerously close to nodding off. I found it way too slow, just... ...

    Feb 9, 2015
  • Writing Activities Re: Make Up The Worst Possible Opening Line Ever

    The castle Of hill was made of stine, and there was a storm; it was raining heavvilly.

    Feb 9, 2015
  • Media Reviews Re: Worst movie you have ever seen

    A little film called Scopers . Oh, deary me, I wish I had never seen that. Wooden, predictable, does nothing with the idea (mind-reading), simply inept writing, special effects made ...

    Nov 24, 2014
  • Writing Activities Re: Writing Prompts

    1) "Well, that could have gone better." 2) Spaceship. Cargo Hold. Aliens. MC is in said Cargo Hold. Continue. 3) "How on earth did you even manage THAT?" 4) A ...

    Oct 25, 2014
  • Writing Activities Re: Make Up The Worst Possible Opening Line Ever

    This is not a good book.

    Sep 26, 2014
  • Media Reviews Re: his own demons

    Ow. Steven Moffat took that blow to the chest. I thought this was better than the Christmas special, which had more plot holes than Swiss cheese and a particularly horrendous ...

    Sep 3, 2014
  • Writing Activities Re: Their last words before you shot them...

    "No, no! I could help you, all you do is up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A!" Ka-blam. "Quit playing games."

    Sep 2, 2014


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