MarbleToast

@Oakenshield

Nessy.

Self-quotation? They are quite smart though. 7/10

"It's hard to light a candle, easy to curse the dark instead" my opinion, one of the best lyrics ever, becomes... "So instead of cursing the darkness, it is difficult ...

Tis a silly little game sprouting from my various escapades at school. We do this all the time, so I thought I'd see how it works here! Right so, the ...

Her crystal clear glasses that had just come out the dishwasher made me want to vomit, I couldn't stand the way she lectured us about Fairy Platinum! I wanted to ...

Var(iable)ser. (ok I'll stop now)

Heh, done ze PM!

No-one knows what it's like To be hated To be fated To telling only lies

Turkey, for the festive season. Fallout or Elder Scrolls?

Thrown into Tartarus, where bad Perry Johnson films eat you.

The ability to control the parameters of Reality via a DOS console that floats in front of me. OR The ability to pull drawn objects from paper, no matter what ...

Wholiya daddiler guuuu?

You know your a cat person when you're a humanoid cat, most likely the result of illegal lab testing.

Likes Perry Johnson.