MadHatter

"Over in that building." John answered. He had been waiting for them just up ahead. He pointed towards a large beautiful building. The top of it was decorated with models ...

It's a movie. 1. Is it a comedy? - Not really, though there are some comic bits to it 2. Is it more than five years old? - No 3. ...

"Duh, the banshee is like right outside." Peter laughed as he tried to get out of his crib. "And you didn't tell us this why?" Owen growled. "No one needed ...

What's the big deal with fingernails anyway?

Sounds fun, but you should probably not play it for long times because shinning a flash light in your eyes can damage your eyesight.

It's a movie. 1. Is it a comedy? - Not really, though there are some comic bits to it 2. Is it more than five years old? - No 3. ...

"Black. It hides your true self so you can be anyone." - Jack Harum "Black, what kind of person are you? Emo? I'd choose red, so I'd stand out." - ...

Bob Newhart

Rotting corpse gray

6/10 Funny, yet I think I've heard it somewhere before. A try at being creative

Banned for being old (It says your 78)

John smiled as he saw the Cedar. "Shawn, this is one of the only survivors of one of my earlier endevours to the original Jurassic Park, Tristan Cedar Breeze. You'd ...

"Quick honey, look out the window!" John pointed to a flock of Pteradon's flying just twenty five feet or so from the plane. "Oh my god...there beautiful..." She quickly pulled ...

(Um...I didn't say anyone was with me, but I'll pretend like I just didn't notice her at the time.) "So, how yah' feeling Shawn? Nervous?" John laughed at her as ...

um...okay, I don't know if that fits in this topic, but okay...