Luxor

"Of course not! Who has time for that nowadays? I don't brush my teeth either. Wanna smell my breath? C'mere, don't be shy. No, really. I insist..." -- Wail What's ...

School

I have the same birthday as my grandma. I'm special. :)

Granted, but their ghosts haunt you incessantly until you are driven to insanity. I wish I could remember to put my shoes in the corner so my mom wouldn't trip ...

Granted, but that salmon is chock-full of mercury that kills you the moment you take a bite out of it. :-D I wish this woman I'm sitting next to at ...

"Nuts?" *combo suspicous squint and scowl* -- Felix "Yes, I like nuts! And don't start laughing just because I happen to look like a chipmunk!" -- Wail What's your most ...

"If I say yes, will you take pity on my poor, tortured soul and give me some money?" -- Wail Who's the most important person in your life right now ...