Lucia

Does anyone agree besides me?

Don't you wish sometimes that you didn't have to answer these with questions?

You died from the predictability and silliness of soap operas.

Granted, but your notifications get flooded, and you'll be doomed to spend the rest of your days reading them all. One by one. I wish my sandwich would make itself ...

And you're the fellow who laughed at an Elder tree and was promptly swamped with berries, later being exiled on top of a platform and never seen again. (Possibly presumed ...

Ahem. "I wish I was adopted by a trio of wolves."

What? Do you want to change topics?

(wrong. I'm not a city person.) I wish Zolen had wished for something... I wish I was adopted by a trio of wolves.

(Muah hahahaaaa!! Too late!) Granted, but you couldn't decide what was as cool as a tiger, so you became a fleshy ball of nothingness, forever changing into different creatures. I ...

Why do we need to have this conversation at all?

And you went to the land of Woe and were killed by an angry mob of sporks.

Granted, but even though you can never die, your body will be worn down by weather and age, and in the end, you'll be nothing but a living toe. I ...

Why don't you know the answer to your question already?

You died in the "tragic incident" of "playing" dodgeball with kindergartners.

Fred Astaire