Lucia

-225

Ring

Ahem. "I wish I was adopted by a trio of wolves."

What? Do you want to change topics?

(wrong. I'm not a city person.) I wish Zolen had wished for something... I wish I was adopted by a trio of wolves.

(Muah hahahaaaa!! Too late!) Granted, but you couldn't decide what was as cool as a tiger, so you became a fleshy ball of nothingness, forever changing into different creatures. I ...

Why do we need to have this conversation at all?

And you went to the land of Woe and were killed by an angry mob of sporks.

grin

-224 (Tut, tut)

Granted, but even though you can never die, your body will be worn down by weather and age, and in the end, you'll be nothing but a living toe. I ...

Why don't you know the answer to your question already?

Rugs

You died in the "tragic incident" of "playing" dodgeball with kindergartners.

Fred Astaire