If you are reading this, please go away! It's not that I don't appreciate the time and effort it takes to read one of these biographies, its just that this really isn't any of your business, now is it? What?!? Are you really still here? Hmm, well then, perhaps you'd like to know something, yes? Thought so, well then, I suppose that now I must put forth the effort to make a biography for you…OH, but look at the time! Lunch break!
