Litehawk

The zombies were blinded by the shininess of Edward.

Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton started playing from a mysterious jukebox... The horde was alerted

"Ehehehehehe." The Jockey jumped, and his corpse flew through air as he was filled with bullets. "Pills here!" Said Ellis, miraculously swallowing the whole bottle without skipping a beat. "Don't ...

"No!" Shouted Zoey. It was too late, the witch was running around shrieking, dashing towards Ellis.

"Actually there is friendly fire in Left 4 Dead 2." Said Mario. "Shit, help I'm down." Said Ellis as he dropped suddenly. The zombies swarmed around. All of the sudden ...

"AND LEFT FOR DEAD 2!" Shouted Mario. "I love horses!" Said Ellis, who was holding an automatic shotgun. "Damnit." Said Link, who was sick and tired of all these new ...

"Well technically Sonic was a Sega character, you're so stupid ahahahahahahahahahaha." Said Edward, trying to impress Bella, but obviously failing. "Whatever man, I don't care now that I have my ...

"Krabby!? Where!? I gotta catch em' all!" Ash shouted. He went on a rampage, throwing pokeballs at everyone, and caught mario.

"Where's the pipe to Zant's place?" Mario asked, looking around. "We have to walk there," like replied. "Why doesn't Emett fly us there?" Asked Mario. "He can't turn into a ...

"Where are the mushrooms?" Mario asked Link looked to his friend and shrugged. "I need my shrooms man," said Mario. Mario glances at link and notices his fairy Navi. "Oh ...

-Mario walks in- Mario: Oh shitsame I must have taken' a da wrong pipe to da mushroom kingdom. Now I'm here with a da gay vampiresa "Shitsame" is supposed to ...