Litehawk

There was a time, When I fought back hard, Not punching, not biting, But by playing a card. I didn't have no chips, I didn't have to bluff, Because I ...

When you say you don your rubber glove... Are you saying you want to have sex with fruit o.O

"Krabby!? Where!? I gotta catch em' all!" Ash shouted. He went on a rampage, throwing pokeballs at everyone, and caught mario.

"Where's the pipe to Zant's place?" Mario asked, looking around. "We have to walk there," like replied. "Why doesn't Emett fly us there?" Asked Mario. "He can't turn into a ...

"Where are the mushrooms?" Mario asked Link looked to his friend and shrugged. "I need my shrooms man," said Mario. Mario glances at link and notices his fairy Navi. "Oh ...

-Mario walks in- Mario: Oh shitsame I must have taken' a da wrong pipe to da mushroom kingdom. Now I'm here with a da gay vampiresa "Shitsame" is supposed to ...

I always say this: You don't look for love, love finds you. You don't look for inspiration, inspiration finds you. You don't look for Osama, Osama finds you (That one's ...

I think he did write one poem on here. I like the twist at the end, I always love a bit of irony. Phillip K. Dick was amazing at that. ...

Chaos is order, as order is chaos. Very nice contrast... A clash between the titans, Mother Earth versus its kin. Man versus the universe, in an epic duel to win. ...

there are 8 billion people already?! GUYS STOP MAKING BABIES!!! It was a very good idea, it didn't really flow too much... But the concept was good, not original

Against my shoulder Her head rests Weeping at the loss Drained of her bests I long to kiss her Tell her it will all be okay But she's not mine, ...

A boy found a book this book was a special creation In it was the story of the world And everyone's narrations The boy looked in it with curiosity His ...