LemonyIce

You get the bag of Doritos back only now, it's empty. Something is lurking in the vending machine... -Inserts the entire family of Capulets and family of Montagues except Juliet ...

Hey Jas! I'm hereeeeee. To reviewwwwww. But I haven't done so in a long time so forgive me if it's not good enough. Reviewing time! So, nice, short poem you ...

The Prince of Persia: Sands of Time :D

Yes! The electronic keyboard, to be precise. TUBM has a pet catigeracoonewturtlelephanthestral.

Banned for not knowing where you are! How can you not know where you are?? Also, banned for not telling us whether you're a boy or girl. It confuses people. ...

Your nose comes off and now you look like Voldemort! XD -Inserts sock puppet-

AmyLeeTheOneAndOnly

Banned for creating a fun thread. (The one called "Kill" the person above you.) I was the first one to post on that thread!

Took a rocketship that was meant to land on Pigfarts. Landed on the moon. Moon maniacs took you and made you their queen and then they put you in a ...

slightly short, with short light dark brown hair and blue dark brown eyes, wears glasses with blue black rims Are you stalking me? O.o So, yeah, Azalea. Tall, freckles, long ...

You get a set of Harry Potter figurines. But then I walk by and take them from you. -Inserts friend whose friendship I might lose but don't want to-

O.o You get a letter demanding 15000000000000000 $ for jamming the machine. And once you pay, the machine's fixed and everything is fine and dandy. -Inserts friend I'm having a ...

This'll be hard 'cause I always imagined you as a dancing duck. No, really. O.o Okay, darkish skin, brown hair in spikes, likes wearing hoodies and jeans. Has that kind ...

RawrReds XD

Money.