Layleun

Granted but someone starts rewriting the book so you fall down and endless pit. I wish I had a boyfriend.

Granted but you become so cool you are Naruto. And that's really scary because Naruto is the love of my life. I had an indestructible dog.

Granted but you get bad gas the next day. I wish I could have a nice untainted cheesecake.

Granted but you sell so many copies you make J.K. Rowling so miserable she kills herself. Her husband finds out it was all your fault and kills you. I wish ...

Granted but they transformed into your parents instead. I wish I had a working spaceship. (I so have a burn for this one XP)

Granted but it was so big it busted your arm. I wish I had a horse.

Granted but you're delusional and you only think you can draw it professionally. I wish the sky was orange

Granted but the Verison Fios just took over the internet and everyone can't afford it anymore. The ones who can go too fast. I wish school was all fun.

Granted but the wish can only be used at the exact minute after the Earth blows up. I wish I could go through life without having to work.

Granted but the universe blew up a few seconds ago (it's a wonder we're still here) I wish I didn't have a little brother.

Granted, instead it's purple and green duck costumes. I wish i could control the universe

Granted but your definition of cool is huge rimmed and purple with green polka dots. I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted but you changed the movie so all the cars can't move. Later you find out how to bring them to life but they turn on you. The next day ...

Granted but no one likes your music or voice. I wish I had a bigger house.

Granted but it tastes like.....something very unpleasant. I wish I had wings and unlimited stanima so I could fly.