A forest thick with magic covers with what was once the great human empire. Now all that can survive there are ferocious creatures and the goblins which are completely immune to magic.
The new king attempts to retake the throne with the help of an unwilling enchantress, and it doesn't go well. Now Tes the enchantress needs to escape the forest with her life. Good thing Gurgle, a goblin, is there to guide her, but will it really be that easy?
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The Long Stupid Trek through a Magic Forest. Chapter 1, Part 1: The Enchantress
Tes doesn't care what destiny you're selling, noontime is bedtime.