KotGRCommander

Thy Knight has been away for some time, though do not fret. Thy Knight is back! @Midnightmoon Indeed have you slain ten Green Room beasts. Next time when you're back ...

Gather round, Knights and Squires, and behold, for I proudly declare our newest Squire to be @MJTucker! May fortune smile upon you as you seek out beasts to slay on ...

Knight @BlueAfrica walks across the battlefield with the head of a novel slung over her shoulder. It's a little morbid. It's really morbid--anyway, for this great task that she's completed, ...

As a secretary squire served Knight @Lumi another Dr. Pepper, the COMMANDER entered the hall, instantly silencing the faint gossiping whispers. "Knight Lumi." The knight stood up slowly and sadly ...

and thus did they feast FOR THE GREEN ROOM had been cleared once again! The castle was alive with the sounds of goblets and saucers, swords cutting into gamy meats, ...

WITH VALOR did The Commander emerge from yonder latrine, certainly not with toilet tissue stuck to the bottom of his grand and combat-ready boot! Upon hearing the words of @PrincessInk, ...

The COMMANDER stepped out of his office and called to the secretary Squire to bring a trunk from the closet. "Knight @Lumi. These are the sets of Full Armor and ...

The COMMANDER has spent the previous hours scouting the stables and armories, looking for suitable horses and weapons to award. There was an incoming wave of new Squires and the ...

@KaraStevens , @Feltrix , Squire Feltrix of the Cosmic Squid , We welcome thee warmly to the fold! To become full-fledged knights and earn your place among our halls, begin ...

@Nikayla walks in from the distance, scarred and dirty. She is holding the arm of one of these beasts, dragging it across the ground. For this, she deserves great reward. ...

@ElizabethLovelace Do not be ashamed! For you have helped a fellow knight, offering your strong hand to lift them off the ground. You, Elizabeth, have earned the Fellows in Arms! ...

THE COMMANDER had prepared a banquet. Twas not a quaint banquet, but a banquet for all KNIGHTS past, present, and future. At the right hand of the grand eatery sat ...

LO! Did the Commander travel on imaginary horseback and coconut hoofclaps to arrive in the Knights of the Green Room Great Hall--for the Commander had heard wonderful news! Knight @BlueAfrica ...

In honor of your success, we are pleased to present you with your Knight's Sword, @PrincessInk. May you find it sturdy and true, and may it serve you well in ...

Let us all raise our goblets to @EternalRain as she dons her shiny new armor! May it serve you well, noble knight.