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Name: Mickey Conti Age: 24 Gang: The Titans Profession: Hit man History: Orphaned at the age of ten when both of his parents were killed in a riot for the ...

To stop him screaming, Plato dropped Aristotle into a Hall of Mirrors - yes I said dropped: Plato had just invented the helicopter. The sun reflected off the mirrors into ...

the troublesome trio travelled to Timbuktu to taste the tantalizing tangerines [wow that is the longest alliteration I have ever seen!] which grew in the gardens which grew in the ...

Shakain Vampires thrashed around every side of me. At first I blindly stabbed with my short sword, holding my pistol firmly in my other hand ready for when there was ...

...with maple dragonflies until everyone threw up all over someone's cat. Someone got so angry that she forced everyone to clean her shoes while wearing her cat. When that was ...

Darius I sighed at Cypher's continuing rampage of destruction. Sure it was fun, but there is such a thing as too much of a good thing. "Come on, we're going ...

Billy Cook "Yeah...i s'ppose I do" was I blushing? I hoped not. "Oh...it's ok you..." whatever Georgia was going to say was interruptted by Pippa return to the dining room. ...

one donut (the only one left alive) and his severly wounded brother ("Three bite marks!!!") used their magic red telephone to call the powerpuff girls. They got the President instead ...

Shakain Genima deserved some answers but we really didn't have time for it now so I gave her a quick "We have history" and turned to face the swarming vamps ...

Three years, two months, one day and three hundred and twenty one minutes later Bella was eaten by a fish puppet.

Smiley began to turn into Edward but halfway through the transmorpherantisation process he got run over by a bus driven by The Joker (yes Heath Ledger is now a zombie) ...

With his new found power Smiley decided to change the subject of this story and travelled to a far away, magical place called Wisconsin where he met the creators of ...

Darius My face ached so badly. Damn that girl scout could really kick. I dragged myself upright again and as I was about to step into the fray I was ...

a piece of smoked salmon. Luckily for our heroine all of the smiley's guards were allergic to salmon (and heroine) and so had to run around tin circles for ten ...

a piece of smoked salmon. Luckily for our heroine all of the smiley's guards were allergic to salmon (and heroine) and so had to run around tin circles for ten ...