Kobain72

ate his own foot (which luckily was made of tofu). As if by magic, a magician appeared and cast a spell over everyone that did absolutely nothing to them, until ...

*he hasnt really sed anything i can base a whole post around - and no i dont count "ok ill come too" a whole post - ill try and think ...

*are the vampires and my vamp hunter at the arctic now then? sorry bout this, i'm just very lost at the moment* Shakain (Vampire Hunter) (the Arctic) I watched my ...

If he was aware of the electric boogaloo attached to his sister's boyfriend's dog's partner's pet tree (which was called uzi). He immediately shot the squirrels with his gun (which ...

*fraid im kinda lost too :s i was with Jared/Alex in the castle and ...not sure where that story's gone now. Could someone help me please?*

The flying monkey then fell out of the sky in a galaxy not so far away and ate Luke Skywalkers head. Upon his sons death, Darth Vader ordered that everybody ...

*I think your characters are on the roof or grounds of the vamp castle and a helicopter has just arrived containing Maria, Raven etc.* Shakian (Vampire Hunter) The half breed ...

where the ghost of christmas past lived when he was on holiday with its wife, Marie Curie, and their three daughters - Gavin, Rowan and Stacy. With the lightbulb invented, ...

Shakain (Vampire Hunter) Something seemed to be wrong, and whatever worried Alex should probably worry me too; so this phone call was bad news. Someone called Maria had found something ...

In a totally related incident horse dung became the new most disgusting thing ever consumed by a human when an especially desperate escaped convict, due to various unfortunate and unseen ...

The blank stare ate the teenagers face and made the teenager transform into one of the RC helicopters which flew off to invade Kansas City. At Kansas City...

*sorry ive missed loads :s is it still ok for me to be in this?* Shakain (Vampire Hunter) I could tell this young couple were nervous of me, and without ...

Shakain (Vampire Hunter) I sighed and walked over to the window, a surly expression on my face. "You're as good as ever" I complained. I leaned on the window sill ...

*Sorry if this doesn't work, I don't really know where they are atm. just ignore it if its rubbish* Shakain (Vampire Hunter) Two in one; it's my lucky day I ...

Then the old woman sat on the bench watching this elvish/gothic massacre told them to be quiet in the library before three men in white coats came along and took ...