KiraThePotatoChip

I'll see what I can do hopefully this weekend. Schools been backlogging me with work.

*adds sass to steak* I made food

Ze Black King pledges his loyalty to the betterment of this faction.

*Airdrop Incoming* I have 100 bottles of bird essence and a lightning gun to create a superbird for one @featherstone9086

I gotcha covered on supplies, arms, various chemical compounds, etc. Just ring me up on the ole messenger pigeon.

*Pops out of hidey hole* Eyyya... you, you wanna buy some deathsticks?

*pokes head out of bunker, sniffing the air* Did somebody mention masks? *Whips out cargo plane full of various masks weapons and phone accessories*

*Rigs nuclear devices* Tell me when and I'll trigger the apocalypse.

I'm not sure how I managed this, but I may or may not have 'accidently' smuggled 300 nuclear devices into Antarctica.

I have returned from Hong Kong, having successfully dominated the entire city, as well as 50% of China.

I've got an entire army complete with navy, air force, Cthulhu, and own various illegal businesses which can benefit you. Also, I have several heists lined up thanks to my ...

I will go down in history as a maker of fine cheeses, destroyer of Kings, creator of Realms, and... oh, real life, got it. In all seriousness, I circle between ...

*Becomes a barn owl and starts attacking spare change*

I demand we wake at dawn and do tribal war cries.

I heard poison, keep it away from me.