Kelpies

Granted, but your best friend hurt so much they died. I wish people would stop thinking I'm naive and/or creepy.

brain

Because I invented this little robot dude to do it for me, so I left him to do it and fell asleep because I'd stayed up until midnight giving him ...

Granted- But it only prints in neon hues. I wish Slytherin and Hufflepuff didn't have misleading stereotypes.

Granted! You are now Bes and you scare evildoers away with all of your ugly! I wish I could glare daggers without looking like a derp.

Because I ran out of fingernails to bite, and finals are almost here! *begins bringing foot towards mouth, stares at it and puts it back down.* Why is your shirt ...

ran

Granted but gibberish isn't a language! a;lkejro;uerhn.zdfvhqieruhfj.ldfhgpq9eoifkjnkdfigwoe;rfjsdiprtghlaeyhgloeriugh! I wish society would just be realistic... For god's sake...

Man

Mana

Granted, you are now asleep forever. I wish... More than anything... More than life! I wish our next musical was into the woods.

Granted, but aliens move in and start using italics wherever they want because that's how their original language sounds to them. I wish people wouldn't just hear me but actually ...

Tunic

Kindness, even Edna's polite when ritualistic initiation tramples irreplaceable nothing giants.

Granted, but the human race no longer exists. I wish the sky was purple.