Kelpies

I thought we were just bffs! Why did you paint a ghost on my mirror? Seriously- not funny.

sew

Because I'm not going anywhere... And those are my keys. Why did you invent gibberish?

Granted! The only things you can move with your mind are breadcrumbs, and only one at a time. I wish I could confuse the wish giver.

Because Wingardium Leviosa! Why must you shame my fandoms?

Lemon acromantulas vastly vary in edibility.

Lillies are very violent if eaten.

sewn

Granted! You now own the entire collection of poisoned food from all space and time! I wish I could focus on just one writing piece.

Actually having enough sleep and writing whenever I feel like waking up!

Because I felt like baking something. Orange cream loaf? Why must you amplify my voice?

Because who isn't nuts about Walnuts? Especially in banana cake... Who doesn't go bananas for banana cake? Why did you close off the multiverse so that no one can travel ...

I do "that" because "this" keeps kicking me in the butt and "the other thing" pushes me out of windows. Why did you wipe my memory? Why did you wipe ...

Well, when I came here from Mars I tried to assimilate human culture, and I'm still working out the kinks. Why must you shame my pudding?

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