Kelpies

*Dramatically rolls my eyes as two of my friends geek out about a fandom I'm not a part of. Begins banging head on laptop repeatedly.* Shatner.

*Dramatically wipes eyes and brushes teeth. Falls asleep midway through brushing and falls on the keyboard typing this message.* SHATNER.

Potatoes potatoes tomatoes!

The two other Kelpies stop fighting for a moment.

"Kelpies! STHAP!"

One of the Kelpies throws popcorn at Sheyren. "Sadists unite!" She giggles. "It's fun to watch the me's fight."

Inspired by a post on @Poopsie 's wall, Kelpies created a thread so that people wouldn't complain about the notifications so much. And we can keep talking to ourselves. Double ...

*Laughs maniacally and types very very fast while nodding very fast, enthusiastically binge-watches Star Trek on fast forward.* SHATNER

*Violently throws laptop the TV playing my brother's Bob The Builder whilst screaming in frustration and kicking the coffee table* SHATNER

Doe

Once

Noon.

Boom

loam

Oaf