Kelpies

Bull.

pole

Granted, but now everyone else has an outrageously late bedtime and you feel that it is early. I wish that I lived in the Lord of the Rings World.

Granted, but you end up doing everything fast and perfectly and everyone hates you because they can't have a proper meaningful conversation with you because you keep talking extremely fast ...

Granted, but it instantly pukes you back up because it thinks you're disgusting and taste bad. I wish there was no way to insult me.

Granted, but now he finds no purpose in life and must live a depressing eternity. I wish my fortune cookies came true...

Granted, but both are now corrupt. I wish I were invincible!

Strode

Granted, but there is no need, you made a typo. I wish I made no typos...

Strive

strive

strikes

Granted, but every time you show it you have to murder someone you know. I wish I had an amazing best-selling novel published.

Stroke

Tripe