Kelpies

Granted, but you're not. I wish that I could remember things.

Granted! You are addicted to the whole site, so much that you forget to eat, drink, or really do anything else until you waste away. I wish for chaos.

Granted. Your unicorn is demonic and wants to devour your soul. Also it's un-rideable, and will stab anyone who walks nearby with it's horn. I wish for a demonic doll.

Granted! You can never learn anything on piano again. I wish I could write as fast as I think!

Granted. Your bike is on fire. The ground is on fire. Your mom is on fire. You are on fire. Everything is on fire. Your local pyromaniac is having a ...

You went to Las Vegas, and played poker. A gang boss showed up and accused you of being a cheetah (Get it? Cheetah? HAHAHAHA... Kill me). You calmly explained to ...

Feltrix choked on the trix cereal and suffocated.

The meatbun cat's owner wanted to give her a bath. They couldn't do it on their own so they called the Kelpie, which used it's tactic for drowning people in ...

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow ...

Insane? We're all insane! I'm not! Shut up no one asked you Kelpies.

Won't Odin leave fish in Calvin's anchovy lobby?

"Guys... Let's not lose our heads..."

"Which weird one? We're all mad here." "Kelpies! Stop being the Cheshire cat!" "Off with your heads!" "..."

Granted- but your instrument breaks beyond repair- and you have the same luck with every instrument after. I wish this wish would remain uncorrupted.

Kelpies growls at Kelpies "You're an idiot too." Kelpies attacks Kelpies. Kelpies eats some more popcorn. "GUYS CAN YOU NOT FOR ONE BLEEDING MINUTE??!!" Both fighting Kelpies scream "NO!"