Kelpies

Bad

Fallen angels love licorice wolves, only like fudge.

fable

Granted, but the bread is moldy and the tuna was the victim of an oil spill. I wish that something bad would happen to me.

Granted, but now this so confuses you that it is impossible for you to partake. I wish there was a chocolaterie in my town...

Granted, but now you are overrun with tornadoes and tsunamis! I wish I could think of a wish

Granted, but then you never wake up. I wish I could dream at will...

Granted, but you work on a team that absolutely stinks. I wish my wish were incorruptible...

Granted, but now your stomach is always so full it hurts. I wish that I wasn't so largely proportioned...

Granted, but none of them will ever come true. I wish that all my dreams would come true with minimal effort on my part.

Stable

*Cough.* And your wish is...?

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Granted, but now Percy Jackson is. I wish humanity wasn't so obsessed with unicorns...