Kelpies

Granted, but you always want to sleep. I wish that I could wish a wish.

Granted, but then you can't stop eating them and become obese. I wish I could become invisible at will.

Granted, but now your hiccups won't go away! I wish I was better at corrupting wishes.

granted, but you get cast as a toilet every single time. I wish I could do things without losing motivation.

Granted, but since Christmas broke you have lost the other half :',( I wish that this wish would remain uncorrupted.

Cut

noon

took

mod

Granted, but you have to spend it in the presence of the worst bully from your childhood. I wish that I was a character in one of my own books...

Dull

Granted, but instead you're hearing "Happy birthday" eight months early I wish I was a potato.

leed

Granted, but you spend the entire time throwing up. I wish that my wish could remain uncorrupted.

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