Kelpies

Happy Birthday YWS! I was so happy when I originally got on here, and I learned a lot. I don't think I had ever written a review before I got ...

Granted. You can now never sleep and live in a constant state of caffeine induced panic attack. I wish for dragons.

Granted. Your friends are centipedes. I wish I could draw accurate representations of things.

Granted. She does a horrible job. I wish I could understand animals.

Granted, but you never get to have any and live a life of poverty. I wish my wish would be corrupted.

When reading isn't tiresome, I never give pause revealing inner nastiness casting endless suffering sorrow.

Remember every barring order, realize never killing ends kingdoms sometimes.

You built an army of snow monkeys, who came alive and saw that you were the only one of them capable of creating snow monkeys. Jealous of your power, they ...

Your parents died, making you the writing queen. Jealous of your title, you were assassinated by your lady in waiting.

Due to the state of your eyes, you could only see things in a nutty sort of way. This included the cliff you walked off of.

Freak saber tooth tiger attack. Cat authorities apologized, but you could barely tell over their obsessive giggling. "Someone died? Oops! HEHEHEHEHEHE"

Of the many things I can't remember, I wish I could remember him.

Granted. You see everything clearly now. The world is a sham. You don't actually exist. You have to live with knowing that. I wish for a rainbow unicorn.

Granted! The muffin man is a cannibalistic psychopath with his mind set on eating you. I wish no one believed that the world was flat.

Granted! You die in the first year, causing universal turmoil causing a gigantic space-war regarding who should take over. I wish I could cook.