Kelpies

I love pets...

"It's like one of those weird fanfiction mash-ups, where people take different characters from different worlds, and don't really care whether or not they work together." Jane smiled. "They just ...

*Is a goofy idiot as usual*

"The main character always dies, the audience just doesn't always get to see it." Jane murmured. "Or, you could look at it as though the character never dies, they're always ...

"This is exactly that would send Jane-" Thomas began before glancing at Jane- who was staring at a wall as if it would somehow give her answers. "Into an existential ...

"Oh, like creepy humans?" She asked. Murder and gore were fine by her, but there were still a variety of things that she couldn't abide by.

"What kind of creepy?" Thomas asked. "Jane has too much spare time, and not enough ghosts." Jane nodded in agreement. "So much time, so few dead people."

"Well, one of my vampire friends had made a wrong move, and I was calling an ambulance for them." "Don't tell me that Victoria tried to suck your blood again? ...

Jane began speaking in a high-pitched doll voice- just to creep everybody out. "Do you want to play a game?" She turned her head at an angle that didn't look ...

Thomas looked a little bit more surprised than Jane had been. "I've only ever read about nine-t-t-t-tailed foxes."

"The p-pleasure is mine." Thomas said shyly. He was not an alpha wolf- that was Jane, even though she wasn't technically a wolf.

COME IN COME IN!!! WE'RE CERTAINLY NOT CRAZY HERE!!! *Eye twitch*

"T-Thomas." He introduced himself. Jane ruffled his hair. "The most adorable creature ever." Thomas blushed a little bit. "W-where are we?" He asked. "I don't think any of us know. ...

Meow! I'm a cat. I'm going to see what happens if I try to write a sentence only using autocorrect. I'm going to be a bodyguard for the christma of ...

Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha