Kelpies

*Can't do either but says I can*

*Does a backflip*

*Stares*

Which paperback? There are hundreds of paperbacks.

*May or may not know what mash is*

Okay.

What's horse hockey?

When you don't want to cuss but you really do.

PEOPLE THESE DAYS ARE RAISING THEIR YOUNG ON THE FECAL EXCREMENT OF MALE BOVINES!!!!!

We need programs that actually teach grammar. Instead of the idiotic stuff kids are expected to watch nowadays.

A Prince of Darkness Is a Gentleman — William Shakespeare

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. — Anatole France

I’d heard he had started a fistfight in one of the seedier local taverns because someone had insisted on saying the word “utilize” instead of “use". — Patrick Rothfuss, A ...

No man or woman who tries to pursue an ideal in his or her own way is without enemies. — Daisy Bates

Yeah- those movies I'd like to share with people. I usually just go with my family. My idea about having a boyfriend is basically we both make fun of each ...