Kelpies

I want to stab a cereal box, take a picture, and send it to my friends saying I'm a serial killer.

Yeah... A lot of my characters are more than a little bit insane.

If he were in most of my books, an extremely attractive although somewhat ditzy female would murder him in cold blood. Maybe she'd paint with his blood afterwards.

All the ways.

How would Jar Jark Binks die in a Monty Python production?

I thought you said Alright thet for a second.

That didn't even make sense?

Maybe I could beet you to it.

*Starts singing with the beet*

*Keeps the beet*

Drop the beet!

*Eats all the food.*

*Adds pineapple*

I'll have a cookie with sprinkles without the cookie.

I have two friends that are DC geeks. I am not.