Kelpies

This little piggy went to market... He is now your breakfast bacon and sausage.

Wi=? Exactly?

The Kelpie is watching you all. Feel very creeped out.

No you don't.

Oh no you di-dn't!

You lost the bet, you owe me a dollar.

PO-TAY-TOES!

Hey, don't be patronizing!

That's why I'm here, I've got nothing better to do...

I don't want to lose... But don't be so sure that you're going to win this time because of that !

I know... I was there...

Name says it all... So far I'm winning.

Uh-Huh.

The Kelpie shall write poetry whilst watching the thread end.

*Eats some of SnazzyPencil's skittles*