Kelpies

Yes, a Megabat. Don't worry, I don't bite unless you're a fruit.

And it could be dark as well... I like dark places. Did I mention I'm also a Pteripodidae?

I prefer being on my laptop in the basement.

Mazes could be incredibly hard to solve. Although if it were a hedge-maze you could just chop through the walls...

I'm in the cellar... With my computer and cake and fish!

We must... Go now?

I have decided: I'm a kelpie named Zianoj, an elf named Ephinrei, and a dragon named Kirimbi. Random!

There's ruder ways to say it... I shall not utter those words here in the Shire.

There's Golomn and Smeagol, two different personalities. Smeagol likes fishes. So do carnivorous water horses. And so does the person who's typing this response. She'll eat any sort of sea ...

I like Mexican. Never had a chimichanga though.

*Grows more, and adds venus flytraps, five different kinds of pitcher plants, then puts on a play for little shop of horrors, only we can't rehearse it with all the ...

I've been cloned and now with a renewed energy shall confront the said "villain" lol. Technically, if you are always wrong, saying that you could taze them and kill them ...

Well, technically it's not eating you. It's technically breaking you apart and then using you as fertilizer. So basically yes, it could. Do not challenge the carnivorous horse's knowledge of ...

No actually the sundews ate you. They're carnivorous. They have really sticky droplets along their leaves and when a bug gets trapped in them it slowly pushes it down towards ...

Actually, could you donate my body to science for me? I arranged to have myself cremated after they were done with me and then bury me under my garden! Hopefully ...